By Perseverance The Snail Reached The Ark

Explain to me how a snail gets INSIDE someone’s house?  Yeah I’m over at Christina’s tonight for her infamously yummy tacos and we can’t figure it out either.  She must have closed her front door extra slowly!  I couldn’t think of a catchy title so I did some Googling and also liked this quote: “Time sometimes flies like a bird, sometimes crawls like a snail; but a man is happiest when he does not even notice whether it passes swiftly or slowly.” – Ivan Turgenev