Dilbert’s The Topper

Scott Adams’ perfect satire of workplace one-upmanship and the colleague we all recognize

In the pantheon of annoying office personalities that Scott Adams has immortalized in his Dilbert comic strip, “The Topper” stands out as particularly relatable. We’ve all encountered someone who simply cannot hear about your experience without immediately sharing how they’ve done something bigger, better, or more extreme.

This comic sequence brilliantly captures the escalating absurdity of workplace one-upmanship, where casual conversation becomes an Olympic sport of ego and exaggeration. As you read through the panels, notice how Adams masterfully builds the humor through escalation, taking the character trait to its logical (and ridiculous) conclusion.

Let’s enjoy one of Dilbert’s most spot-on office personality satires, panel by panel:

The Art of One-Upmanship

Second panel of Dilbert's The Topper comic strip

What makes “The Topper” so recognizable is the immediacy with which he turns any conversation into a competition. There’s no acknowledgment of the other person’s experience—just an automatic pivot to his own supposedly superior story.

Third panel of Dilbert's The Topper comic strip

As the sequence progresses, Adams takes the character trait to increasingly absurd extremes. The humor comes from watching the character’s desperate need to one-up his colleagues override any sense of plausibility or social awareness. The more outlandish his claims become, the more we recognize the fundamental insecurity that drives such behavior.

The Punchline: Taking It Too Far

Fourth panel of Dilbert's The Topper comic strip

What makes Adams’ workplace satire so effective is how it exaggerates real behavior just enough to highlight its absurdity without completely losing touch with reality. We laugh because we’ve sat across from “The Topper” at lunch—though perhaps a slightly less extreme version.

Final panel of Dilbert's The Topper comic strip

The Psychology Behind “The Topper”

While we laugh at “The Topper,” there’s actually some interesting psychology behind this common workplace behavior. One-upmanship typically stems from insecurity and a need for validation. By positioning themselves as having done something more impressive, the one-upper seeks to elevate their status in the group.

Unfortunately, this behavior usually backfires. Rather than earning respect, chronic one-uppers often find themselves alienated from colleagues who tire of having every conversation turned into a competition. The irony is that in seeking validation, they create the opposite effect—pushing away the very people whose approval they seek.

Scott Adams’ genius lies in his ability to capture these universal workplace dynamics and distill them into characters we instantly recognize. Through exaggeration and humor, he helps us see the absurdity in behaviors we might otherwise find merely annoying.

The Universal Appeal of Dilbert

Since its creation in 1989, Dilbert has remained relevant because it taps into the universal experiences of office life. Whether it’s dealing with incompetent management, navigating byzantine bureaucracy, or enduring colleagues like “The Topper,” Adams’ work continues to resonate with anyone who has worked in a corporate environment.

Characters like “The Topper” serve as humorous cautionary tales, allowing us to recognize and perhaps even check similar tendencies in ourselves. After all, while we laugh at the extreme version in the comic, most of us have occasionally fallen into the trap of one-upmanship in conversation without realizing it.

Join the Conversation

Have you encountered a “Topper” in your workplace? What other Dilbert characters have you recognized in your own office environment? Share your experiences in the comments below!

San Francisco Pictures

Lana and I walked everywhere in San Francisco yesterday for our anniversary.

  • We tried to get iPhones at the Apple Store, but our contract isn’t up until December.  Pulled up my website from the iPhones we were playing around with in the store and watched a Tyler video I was telling Lana about on the BART ride into the city, which was fun.
  • We walked down to the Ferry Building because we hadn’t been inside it yet.  We were going to try some cheese at the Cowgirl Creamery, but it was so busy because of the holiday weekend, we didn’t try/buy anything.
  • By that time, we were getting hungry, so we walked down Embarcadero and found a nice restaurant on the water called One Market.  It had a patio out back, and we had a great lunch, I’d recommend it.
  • Then we walked over to Chinatown and saw the sites.  We didn’t buy anything, just walked and walked.
  • About that time, you know me, it was time for some ice cream, so we walked over to Ghirardelli Square.  It took forever to get a table and then even longer to get ice cream, but in the end we prevailed.
  • By that time, it was time to start heading back to BART, so we walked over to Coit Tower and took some backstreets to see the neighborhoods.
  • Went to the store and got a bottle of Onix wine and a few groceries.  It is a peppery wine (which we like) and it definitely has some notes of cherry.  I like wines “with a kick” and I liked it.  I would give it a solid 8 out of 10.
  • Below are some pictures I took yesterday.  I didn’t break out the camera too much.