Never, ever, ever, ever get divorced but if you are going through it like I am, I really feel for you. The strange thing I found after separating is you go to get something (especially in the kitchen) and you can’t find it so you think “hmm maybe I misplaced it”. Then you think “hmm maybe she took it with her” and you repeat that process a million times until you drive yourself crazy. When my wife took her things to her new new place the thing I missed more than anything else was the KithenAid mixer (odd I know). I made cookies the other day with one of those hand mixers and the thing was moaning at me like a dying cow. I found a new mixer online a few days ago which just came to the house today for $100 less than everyone else had it listed for so I am pretty excited to get one again. She did all of the cooking and baking so watch out world I have a mixer now so you have to suffer through my food experiments.
I’ll make it easy on you, here are some excuses (and solutions) for staying safe:
- “Oh I couldn’t possibly, I am on a diet because of my New Year’s resolution”
- “I wouldn’t want to spoil my lunch/dinner/breakfast”
- Ask who else has eaten one and then go over to them to see if they are still alive