"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents, they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55-year-old lady grabbed the...
Tag: Personal
Greatest Sign Guy Of All Time

Why do we have sign holders anyway? Don't get me wrong this guy actually gets your attention and I don't even want to know how long he had to practice to do this but aren't we becoming numb to this form of marketing? Sure they used to get our attention when it was the "new" thing but does anyone actually say to themselves "hey that sign person is telling me to turn or do something,...
I’m In Love With Mr Clean Magic Erasers
I haven't blogged about this yet, but I was cleaning the house today and had to break out the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to get some crayon off of one of Tyler's chairs where he colors. Barbara, you were right, they are great at taking crayon off of the plastic chairs. Any way, I took the chair into the kitchen and saw the kitchen sink, which has always been a little on the brown side...
60 Minutes: Cyber Crime

I keep talking about this with everyone so I might as well include it on my blog because evidently nobody seems to watch 60 Minutes these days which is a shame. I love the segments they do and it is funny because when I was a child I used to despise it because I saw the infamous ticking clock which meant Monday morning and school was not too far away. Cyber warfare fascinates me,...
The Road Not Taken
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that...
Through a Child’s Eyes
When we were young, we were fearless. You talk to children and ask what they want to be when they grow up, and the answers will widely vary. Some may want to be president, some a garbage person, some an astronaut, some a doctor, but rarely will they say they want to do anything average or mundane with their life. When I was really young and obviously had no clue about reality, I wanted to...



